Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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