Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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