spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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