When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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