Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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