Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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