Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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