How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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