I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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