The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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