i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i will never coherently bang her
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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