I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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