Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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