ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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