Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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