You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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