And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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