It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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