or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Randomize
