Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
God, I missed his penis.
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