ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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