there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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