I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Your penis caused this!
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