I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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