If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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