this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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