I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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