Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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