I want to have your abortion
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We got so high we made milksteak
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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