I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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