She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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