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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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