Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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