I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We are two peas in an std pod
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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