so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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