doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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