i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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