I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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