I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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