Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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