ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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