Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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