Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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