I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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