Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
handjob tips. give me some.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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