This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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