Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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