420 ftw
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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