We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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