i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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