Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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