Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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