Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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